hummer

hummer
1. (hummer) (4217↑, 704↓)
More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged [penis] or [balls].

Your mom gives great hummers.

2. (hummer) (1373↑, 745↓)
1. A civilan version of the military vechicle Humvee. Hummer's are produce by the General Motors Company. Currently there are two version's H2 and H1. 2. A Blowjob when the girl hums during the BJ

I got a hummer in my Hummer the other day.

3. (hummer) (1857↑, 1250↓)
n. what you and all the other [soccer moms] will have to start doing to pay the gas bill for your [ginormous] [SUV]. Pucker up, [beeyotch].
4. (hummer) (931↑, 470↓)
A [blow job] which incorporates a gentle humming while performing the duty to increase stimulation.

My husband asked me to give his boss a hummer to thank him for giving him a promotion.

5. (hummer) (539↑, 237↓)
No, not the SUV, an extremely pleasureable type of oral sex which involves the female humming to create a vibrating sensation in the penis during oral sex.
6. (hummer) (601↑, 318↓)
A dick magnifying four ton metal phallic symbol.

"Rick just bought that big hummer. Rumor has it he has a micro-penis."

Author: king of graphics http://hummer.urbanup.com/2193127
7. (Hummer) (651↑, 390↓)
A hazard to the road that puts the drivers of smaller vehicles at serious risk in case of an accident with one of these monsters. Seriously folks, I drive a 96' 2 door Pontiac GrandAm. What the hell do you think would happen if I got in a wreck with a Hummer\!? Gets about 9-12 miles per gallon, and big rich men with sunglasses talking on a cell phone can be frequently seen driving them. Occasionally you will see the top of a woman's head over peering over the dashboard and two skinny arms reaching up to the wheel.

Hummer, the car that says: "I have a small penis."

8. (Hummer) (514↑, 326↓)
A completely worthless gas pig piece of crap. A status symbol built for armchair soldiers and idiots who are trying to look cool.

A Hummer sucks gas, sucks crap, and sucks dirt. They suck.

Author: GM_Is_Going_Broke http://hummer.urbanup.com/1255005
9. (hummer) (262↑, 97↓)
Global Warming in a day

With my new Hummer, I can single-handedly melt the ice caps.

10. (hummer) (257↑, 105↓)
1. A stupid ugly piece of shit of an SUV driven by brain-dead soccer-moms and pathetic richboys who'd crap their pants if they ever drove off-road. Some are even given dubs and other idiotic crapola. Usually these pieces of shit can be found in the parking lots of malls and starbucks. 2. A blowjob

1. 10 bucks that hummer only sees off-road when that dumb bitch backs into a flowerbed. 2. Mary gave me a damn good hummer last night.

11. (hummer) (206↑, 79↓)
A vehicle driven by stuck-up wealthy people for leisure, or by people who need to drive over rugged terrain. A cheap rip-off of the military Humvee. The $50,000-ish Hummer H2 is more popular than the $120,000 Hummer H1.

Haha, look at that moron in the Hummer. Doubt he ever actually uses it on rough terrain, that poor fuck.

12. (hummer) (158↑, 41↓)
1. When in an engorging BJ, the BJer hums, creating a slight vibration in the lips. No comparison to a normal BJ when looking at pleasure. 2. A un-godly large box of a SUV, said car is a gas guzzler, most of the owners are not indeed off-road inthusists, but just rich upper class Men who work at insurance companies. Most men who own Hummers have never actually taken it off the pavement, the only place it is usefull is military and off roading. 3. (Hummered) When a sports mom is hit by shock at the enormous gas bill, after driving her gas-guzzling SUV or minivan, paying for the $2.70/gallon 12 mpg vechicle.

1. "Dude Cassie gave me a wicked Hummer while we were doing [clutch] the other day." 2. "Dude look at that mother of a fucker, driving his big ass Hummer, wastin' all my gas, and pollutin' my mother fuckin' air. Hey go suck a dick, assface\!" 3. "Dude you should have seen this soccer mom get hummered the other day, I threw a dil doh at her face I was laughing so hard\!"

13. (hummer) (172↑, 61↓)
A really expensive, crappy car that's made in Indiana.

Hummers look like big, clunky boxes.

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14. (Hummer) (142↑, 42↓)
Besides being a really strange looking huge flat topped car used i nthe military and by some people trying to look really cool when actually looking really dorky... it is a blow job.

Katie wanted to give Joey a Hummer but he said they shouldn't because they are related.

15. (Hummer) (112↑, 25↓)
See the vehicular definition of [FUV].

My Hummer gets 0.5 mpg downhill and averages 2 complaints per owner (according to JD Power and Associates). [w00t]\!

16. (hummer) (134↑, 56↓)
1.Big gas guzzler 4x4 that was used to carry 8 or 10 military personnel but now americans buy them in order that they themselves will be able to fit inside given their enormous flab to body tissue ratio. Are used to state that the person is big (in more ways than one) and that they can afford to waste millions of $ on a vehicle that does about 1/4 of a mile per gallon. 2.Stupid overly-patriotic american blowjob in which the unfortunate female (or often male) to be subjected to the tedious and mundane task of first finding the man's tiny cock under the mass of flab then puts it in their mouth and sucks it whilst humming the star spangled banner, causing the tiny vibration in his or her lips to increase the pleasure induced by roughly 0.000000001%.

1. Oh, normal cars are so hard to get into - the amount of space you get is only 1 metre wide\! I'll buy a hummer. And i'll add my kids in there to add more weight so it goes faster and is more fuel efficient. 2. How apt is this - the act of singing the American national anthem while sucking a fat man's cock and making him ejaculate all over your face. God bless America.

17. (Hummer) (69↑, 17↓)
Penis compensation, in the form of a large, powerful four-wheel drive.

John Smith has a pin dick, so he drives a Hummer to compensate.

18. (Hummer) (69↑, 24↓)
Penis compensation in the form of a large, powerful, four-wheel drive.

John Smith has a pin-dick, so he drives a Hummer to feel better about it.

19. (hummer) (65↑, 21↓)
A Titanium Mountain Bicyle.

Normally owned by persons with excessive amounts of cash who cannot ride\!

20. (hummer) (81↑, 40↓)
A spasticated, wannabe, faggotmobile civilian copycat military vehicle.

''Damn lad, what the fuck you doing in that? Where'dya nick it? The RAF base? You fuckin pussy\!''

21. (Hummer) (57↑, 19↓)
Penis compensation, in the form of a large, powerful four-wheel drive.

John Smith has a pin-dick, so he drives a Hummer to compensate.

22. (hummer) (47↑, 14↓)
Something which is said to be a piece of shit or garbage, from the sound of flies humming around shit, offal or garbage - mostly British colloquialism.

I tried that new operating system for a few weeks but it's a real hummer. It looks OK on the outside but it's just another hummer.

Author: Hank Zeitgeist http://hummer.urbanup.com/2540078
23. (hummer) (36↑, 11↓)
1. A company by General Motors, known for the H2. It's also a gas guzzler 2. A blowjob when the girl hums on your penis

Cara: Hi Jordan\! What's up\! Jordan: Nothing much. What about you? Cara: Oh nothing, I just got a brand new Hummer H2. Jordan: Oh, cool. You know, that thing is a gas guzzler, so, to pay for gas, you're gonna have to give Hummers to guys for money. Cara: Ummmm... ok... so- Jordan: Here's 20 dollars. Now give me a Hummer.

Author: Jordan Stevens http://hummer.urbanup.com/2432268
24. (Hummer) (59↑, 40↓)
1) An extremely large vehicle once intended solely for heavy-duty amphibious use by military personnel, now common in civilian transportation. 2) An act of fellatio in which the woman hums while performing.

My foot was crushed to pieces when the Hummer backed over it. I received a hummer last night and reached climax rather quickly.

25. (Hummer) (87↑, 70↓)
When a girl tosses off a man while at the same time sucking his balls and humming causing vibrations giving mass pleasure.

"Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a hummer."

26. (hummer) (23↑, 8↓)
n. - slang for a musician or aspiring composer lacking classical training. you might call it a come from behind, cinderella story, or you could say it's a joke.

danny elfman "life's a bummer, when you're a hummer" -Hummer, Smashing Pumpkins

27. (HUMMER) (25↑, 11↓)
Huge Unnecessary Machine Misusing Everyone’s Resources

What a Huge Unnecessary Machine Misusing Everyone’s Resources (HUMMER)\!

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28. (Hummer) (22↑, 9↓)
What a man buys when he wishes to announce to the world that he has a small penis. Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.

You drive a Hummer? Don't you think you're compensating for something?

29. (Hummer) (21↑, 8↓)
A hilarious name for oral sex. Often used as a joke, when people think the Hummer H series vehicles.

Son: Daddy, I want a hummer for christmas. Dad: (laughing) Me too, son. Me too.

30. (hummer) (9↑, 0↓)
1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock. 2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.

I rode home in a Hummer while recieving a hummer.

31. (Hummer) (15↑, 6↓)
An extremely oversized American SUV designed under General Motors that has approximately 1.2 - 3.0 miles to the gallon and can be seen mounted on HUGE 22'' - 52'' inch rims with at least 15 spot lights on the roof typically driven by a skinny white bitch\!\!\!

Hey Fabian, Hey John, I drove my Hummer to pick up my kids from school this afternoon and I ended up hitting 59 parked cars, filling her up with $189.92 in DISEL GAS and running over 10 ducks by Century Village...not to mention I scared about 85, 85 year-olds\!\!\!\!

32. (hummer) (19↑, 12↓)
A blow job that incorporates humming, moaning or any other type of noise that creates slight vibrations in the throat heightening the entire experience for the suck-ee.

Sheila's hummers make me cry.

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33. (Hummer) (11↑, 5↓)
A Hummer is an enormous vehicle that was designed to go off-road, although they are mostly driven by highly-paid executives (see [yuppie]) who need to drive a big vehicle to compensate for something smaller. Sometimes purchased by people who like to go off road, or by mothers who have a lot of kids and need something big to bring them around in, but mainly purchased by yuppies who need something to say that they make more money than you do. Hummer drivers are generally assholes who will cut you off given the chance, and won't hesitate to flip you off should you cut them off back. Hummers rarely see any dirt, except when their owners park them in the yard of their 3-story, 5-bedroom house.

Person A: "I just got a promotion, with a double salary\! I'm going to use the extra money to buy a Hummer." Person B: *dropkicks Person A*

Author: TheAmazingNacho http://hummer.urbanup.com/4029214
34. (Hummer) (5↑, 2↓)
Hummer: An SUV which comes in three models: H1: used by military and Arnold; its huge like Arnold and only gets around 8 miles to a gallon or about the same gas mileage as Chevy duelly pickup H2: The most popular civilian model. It is full time 4 wheel drive and can ford 2 feet of water at speed. It gets about 12-16 MPG, which is comparable in mileage to a chevy 2500, ford f-250 or a chevy avalanch H3: The smallest hummer in the GMC line up. This truck comes with a choice of two engines: A 5 cylinder or the V-8. While the 5 cylinder is adequete, the V-8 Alpha model is superb at towing. The H3 is based on the colorado truck body and gets between 16 and 20 miles per gallon. The H3 can do everything off road that that H2 can do but with better mileage. The H3 gas mileage compares with an average america pickup truck like the chevy colorado, or ford f 150.

1. That hummer H1 is so big, Arnold carries all his weight lifting equipement with him when he is on the road. 2. That Hummer H2 gets about the same gas mileage as a chevy avalanche. 3. The Hummer H3 is a nice ride with decent gas mileage; its too bad people stereotype the H3 with the H1.

35. (Hummer) (4↑, 1↓)
Oh look, a Hummer. As you can see, the average Hummer drivers attire includes but is not limited to: Flatbill cap(typically worn backwards at an angle), aviators or some sort of sunglasses, TAPOUT shirt, and board shorts. Watch as he flaunts his wallet, and plastic girlfriend.

Look at that toolbag getting out of his hummer. Im not sure what costs more; The girl he's with, or the gas.

36. (Hummer) (5↑, 3↓)
A truck that allows people to know how much of an asshole you are.

"Hey\! Look at that hummer\!" "That guy obviously has a bigger penis than I do."

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37. (hummer) (14↑, 12↓)
When a girl goes down on a guy and makes his willy want to cry while mumming.

Angel gives GREAT hummer, not your mom.

38. (hummer) (16↑, 14↓)
More than a blowjob; it's when a girl, or guy (men are capable of doing this too\!) actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

your mom gives great hummers.

39. (hummer) (22↑, 20↓)
When I put your cock as far back in my mouth as it will go, and then hum the tune of the star spangled banner, or any other long song that has a good beat to hum to. i.e.: andy griffin theme, jeapordy theme, etc etc

I gave John one helluva hummer after we snorted that 8-ball last night.

40. (Hummer) (1↑, 1↓)
the sexual act of droping your balls into some one's mouth and having them hum to make your balls vibrate

Paris Hilton gives the best hummers.

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41. (hummer) (6↑, 6↓)
uhm, head hummer girls by hmo.. duh

fat chicks give great hummers

42. (hummer) (4↑, 4↓)
n. - slang for a musician or aspiring composer lacking classical training. you might call it a come from behind, cinderella story, or you could say it's a joke.

danny elfman "life's a bummer, when you're a hummer" -Hummer, Smashing Pumpkins

43. (Hummer) (12↑, 12↓)
More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

robby gives good hummers

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44. (hummer) (13↑, 14↓)
A BJ that actually involves humming--who knew?\!

Hummers make me feel inadequate--any woman who can hum The Star Spangled Banner while giving a BJ and not burst out laughing is more of a woman than I.

Author: Justanotherwoodchuck http://hummer.urbanup.com/1530640
45. (hummer) (1↑, 7↓)
synonym for 'pussy magnet'

hummer

46. (hummer) (4↑, 10↓)
slang for huh. Used instead of huh.OKAY\! gosh this thing is making me write at least twenty words thats why im blabbin on about this damn word.

Say when your friends blabs on and on and you really didnt catch what the hell they were talkin about. You respond with "Hummer"?

47. (hummer) (12↑, 18↓)
Great Blowjob\!

Meghann gave Mike a "hummer" after kicking his ass in pool.

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48. (Hummer) (12↑, 20↓)
*Hummers* A pointless ass machine usually found in pointless ass wars by a dumb ass president who thought that a war in Iraq would be a good ass idea. Often believed to get 4-10 MPG. An Annoying ass machine that takes up half the road, uses way too much oil and spits out more fumes than aunt Helga with a cigar.

- Damnit\! - What? -we just got behind one of those dumb ass hummers again\! Damnit\! -WHAT? -I can't pass it because half the road is being used up. DAMNIT\! -WHAT?\!\! - I'm suffocating on the fumes its giving out. DAMNIT\!\!\!\! -WHAT?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\! -We can't stop for gas because it's not 100 dollars a barrel and means that I'll have to pay 4 dollars per gallon of gas\! DAMNIT ALL\!

49. (hummer) (10↑, 18↓)
a hummer is not just a fucking blowjob its more when the lady hums thus vibrating her fucking lips or making a wee tune and gives you a chewie while humming thus making a vibrating stimulating feeling to the gooliesack fuck me that is a hummer another definition is humjob look at humjob as well

fuck me me and my GF went to a restraunt she brung her fucking mp3 player and she fancied a oral quickie under the fucking table she was listining to the annoying cunt crazy frog so she lobbed my dick out my crotch hole and giving me a hummer in-fucking-fact every time i wank it does the crazy frog tune i fucking love hummers even cars of the fuckers too

50. (hummer) (7↑, 16↓)
yet another slang term for oral sex

Howerd stern just gave that guy a hummer on national TV\!

51. (hummer) (4↑, 14↓)
a popular term for oral sex used mainly in the '70s

["the reason my pants were down at the scene of the car accident was because she was giving me a hummer while I drove."]

52. (hummer) (7↑, 20↓)
BJ. Blow job. Although there are more complicated, intricate definitions, any BJ can be cqlled a hummer.

I know a guy that got a hummer from his Mom. Dude\! That's sick\!

53. (hummer) (7↑, 20↓)
1. noun - A military transport vehicle. 2. noun - The act of fellatio wherein the fellater hums during the operation. 3. noun - FuckTARD\!

Sucker\!

54. (hummer) (9↑, 24↓)
British / Scottish An unpleasant or undesirable female, coming from the verb 'to hum' - to emit an unpleasant odour

"Lizzie Johnstone is a pure hummer, so she is"

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55. (Hummer) (2↑, 20↓)
A nickname for someone who is really excited and jumps around; may have consumed an alcoholic beverage to get to that state. short for hummingbird.

Usually she's quiet, but on friday nights Ellen turns into hummer\!

56. (hummer) (4↑, 22↓)
A frickin' alchoholic Drink

"TGI-Friday's makes a bad ass Hummer"

57. (hummer) (5↑, 25↓)
a word used to say homo but commonly used around homos so they dont see you makeing fun of them

hey josh you see that kid, hes such a hummer

58. (hummer) (2↑, 25↓)
1. Similar to a blowjob, but more pleasurable to the ass clown giving it than to the Boofer getting it. 2. Also know as "gobbling" one's stuff...

"Darren is an ass clown, but he gives great hummers", said Jace.

59. (hummer) (3↑, 31↓)
Quite a fat fly that buzzes around,is yellow and black and makes some runny stuff that tastes shite on toast

A hummer flew past me and I squashed the fucker with the back of my hand

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60. (hummer) (5↑, 33↓)
Getting a little oral sex

your girl going down on the old willy

61. (Hummer) (21↑, 50↓)
A vehicle that every middle and low class joe likes to complain about. Many criticize the Hummer for it's bad gas mileage, and by owning a Hummer you suddenly become a "problem" for the United States. While the Hummer may only get 10-12 miles to the gallon, MANY other cars get the EXACT SAME THING - It's just the idea that it's a Hummer. While many complain about the Hummer itself, many complain about the driver. They have a small penis, are insecure, ect. Uhhhh... It all comes down to this: You people have nothing better to complain about, are jealous because you can't afford one, and you make the GAYEST complaints. Don't like hummers? Here's a little info for you: Most factories put more metric tons of carbon dioxide into the air in one day then one hummer will the WHOLE year. I can list a bunch of other cars that get the EXACT SAME GAS MILEAGE. But as stated above, it all comes down to JEALOSY. You can't afford one - and that's why you hate it.

Anti-Hummer People OWNAGE: Anti-Hummer Person: You have a microscopic penis\! Me: Really? I can't imagine the size of yours: driving around in your little sissy economy car\! Please... Anti-Hummer Person: Hummer drivers are insecure and stuck up rich people\! Me: No, I'm not insecure, I just have more money then you\! And when I get in a car accident with you, I always win\! Anti-Hummer Person: YOU'RE causing global warming\! Me: OPEN YOUR EYES\! You want something to complain about? Have factories put less CO2 into the air, they can put A LOT MORE into the air then a Hummer can in a year. And what about busses, semi-trucks, and RVs? You'd be LUCKY to get 8 miles to the gallon in one of those\!

Author: EconomyCarsAreForPussies http://hummer.urbanup.com/2715946
62. (hummer) (3↑, 34↓)
Hummer is a [homosexual], someone that bums people, [bummer], stick those two words together and you got a big Hummer.

That guy has got a dress on, What a fuckin Hummer\!\!

Author: Spurtreynolds http://hummer.urbanup.com/729314
63. (hummer) (9↑, 63↓)
When a bitch hums your balls
64. (hummer) (12↑, 70↓)
A truck that is between a tonka toy and a great big fucking tank\!

Drive on and you will know, just dont run over any civilians\!

65. (Hummer) (12↑, 82↓)
1.The act of a giving a male a blowjob. 2.A type of SUV

Carol gave a hummer to Max for a Hummer.

66. (hummer) (5↑, 81↓)
The best hardtail bike ever made.

Hold on love I can't do it now I'm taking the Hummer out for a hardcore urban blast.

67. (hummer) (18↑, 94↓)
expensive vehicle
68. (Hummer) (18↑, 107↓)
A large, expensive, and very cool vehichle produced by the General Motors company.

I once saw the Mountain Dew hummer live and in person\!

69. (Hummer) (15↑, 126↓)
an extrememly pimped out ride such as the H3, H2 and H1.. a hummer is not a sexual term, perverts.

The H2 version of the motor vehicle, the Hummer, costs alot.

70. (hummer) (21↑, 140↓)
The best car in the world; cna turn any car into into a speed bump, except excursions.

Hey, will ya' look at that, I have a neon convertable stuck in my hummer's tire\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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